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What do you call a lazy bean? A slow cooker.
Where do beans go on holiday? The Carib-bean.
What do you call a retired vegetable? A has-bean.
What kind of show do green bean plants record? Podcasts.
Why did the bean sell his car? The back seat didn't have enough legume.
What did one pea say to the other pea? "How you bean?"
Bean there, laughed at that.
You're my favorite human bean.
I can't espresso how much I love coffee beans.
That idea has bean simmering.
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